Zombie is dead

Walking undead or mostly known as zombie is no more far out or odd to us, yet those zombies won the envy of the men and the admiration of the ladies, I mean look at Robert Pattinson, his a success example. Okay, maybe he's vampire, but it's doesn't make a difference. He still bite people for no reason. In the early years, the zombie standing in the teasing or provoking of the human, they became brawny. Because of they growing up being teased of sluggish, so they evolved a skill called full sprint like what you see in left 4 dead. People regret of what they have done, and they wish they should have not teasing them at the first place. With all due respects people, you are screwed. Fresh MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me!!!!! You Pauchy Bastard!!!! That's My Words!!!!!!! FRESHhHHHHHH MEATTTTTT!!!



Picture this.In 80's, once again, Michael Jackson welcomed all his Capable-of-Dancing-Zombie friends to show up in his music video, Thriller. However, as the price of it, Micheal Jackson had turned to one of them, and you can witness the can of worms, all those inhuman action, throwing baby on the street and his struggle of changing himself back to human. Finally, he's dead because of the zombie virus spread throughout his dead body. Zombiism could only be spread and could not be cured, therefore, in the end of the day, zombies are dominating the human world, and we gonna feed them or become the slave of them. At present, the people are trying to gain from the zombie because the zombie series cherish the wants of people, fulfill their lust of painting their brain on the wall by pulling a trigger on their head. Resident evil series is like a recitation for us to learn how to shot a zombie using a gun or how to remove their head sweetly. Fellas believe apocalypse of zombiism would happen, so they start to learn how to deal with zombie and gain them as a crow flies at the mercy of zombie-frightened-people.Dude, I dont lie. Look at his ZOMMBBBBIEEEE FACE

It's quite obvious that the people like now praying to Merlin that Zombie exist so that they can squeeze out their stress that have been stored for years and years of the metro city by kicking asses or get ass kicked. By the way, just set morality stuff aside. Theoritically, they are walking perhaps running DEAD. See I emphasis on the word DEAD. Yes, they are dead, Federal Bureau Investigation not gonna hunt you down like thunder hitting a thunder tiger. Yet, we skipped the important part, you get free gift. A piece of green word doesn't give a shit to you anymore, you have to search for raw material like infected chicken, infected cow or infected fruits and whatnot. Thats why you are highly recommended that you could just eat what the zombie eat instead you cook them before you pecked them. The meat um, are tasty somehow, I dont know.

Lastly, no facebook. People would have no heyday to do such nonsense thing. There probably a zombie sitting next to you and say: ' oh, that's my facebook, could you add me?' And the next thing could happen, you got your finger bitten off. Facebook's down. My little desperado.